I had venom in my veins today.
Clerk: "Do you have any questions?"
Me: "No. But obviously you do."
Woman cutting in front of me at checkout counter: "Excuse me."
Me: "On what grounds? Social impairment or bad taste?"
Guy on phone: "We're collecting for the policeman's ball."
Me: "Don't you want to call the doughnut shop?"
Pear shaped girl w/ mini in dressing room: "Do you think this looks bad?"
Me: "Only if you wear it."
I should go crawl under a rock.
2 comments:
Maybe the first few. That last one was mean. Oh well, can't undo it.
Witty can be mean.
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