Dear Pope:
I didn't know whether I should surf for internet porn or mail you, but being that I don't surf for internet porn, I decided to drop you a line.
Congratulations on being chosen, even though you scare me.
Sincerely,
Z
P.S.: 1/1000
Thus concludes my first epistle to the Pontiff. The road toward improving my karma shall be a long one indeed.
2 comments:
**tee hee**
You speak for many, my friend.
**giggle**
Kudos!
Why does he scare you? Just cause he is 78 years old and about ready to croak already, or because he had volunteered for the Nazi regime? More or less just interested...
If he was cryogenically frozen would he be a pope-sical
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