Overheard & Rearranged

Guy with mullet: "I don't know who slept in my car last night, but it smells like cherries."

This is what he'd have said with an English-Japanese-English babel fish filter:

Guy with mullet, take 2: "I last night slept, but like the cherry someone does not know by my car whether smell does."

Now that's the kind of poetry men with mullets simply lack...