Friday, April 29, 2005

Pope Mail # 9

Dear Pope:

This feels a lot like I've stolen your lawn gnome and am now photographing it in front of various international landmarks, then sending you the pictures, except you don't have a chatty, overweight wife to gasp at the one where the lawn gnome looks like it's mooning you and then tell all the neighbors that some
person stole your lawn gnome and is posing it rudely in front of the Pyramids.

Just me?

Sincerely,
Z

P.S. 9/1000

2 comments:

FantasticAlice said...

Oh, Oh, Get one of the Gnome sliding down the Great Wall Of China...

Or peeing of the Eiffel Tower.

Z said...

Now I wish the Pope did have a gnome to steal...

Dr. Bob is not a heathen. He's just confused. And boring. It's a sin to waste gnomes on someone that unfunny.