To: benedictxvi@vatican.va
Dear Pope,
How about signing up with Rent-A-German?
Think of all the people whose lives you would brighten.
Sincerely,
Z
PS: 19/1000
Thursday, May 05, 2005
Public Service Announcement
Until I'm finished with all the damn papers I have to write, there will be no further posts. Activity will resume as usual on May 11, or thereabouts.
Barring, of course, acts of god, such as a light descending out of the sky and bathing my desk with a warm glow while an awesome voice declaims, "Arise, Z, my child, and post on thine blog for thine papers are being composed by a hundred angels with a hundred typewriters, and thou needst not write them."
And that's a lot better than a hundred chimps pounding out Shakespeare, so I reserve the right to change my mind.
Barring, of course, acts of god, such as a light descending out of the sky and bathing my desk with a warm glow while an awesome voice declaims, "Arise, Z, my child, and post on thine blog for thine papers are being composed by a hundred angels with a hundred typewriters, and thou needst not write them."
And that's a lot better than a hundred chimps pounding out Shakespeare, so I reserve the right to change my mind.
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